Man’s Not Hot — Big Shaq

После вирусного успеха фристайла на BBC Radio, британский комик Майкл Дапаа (Michael Dapaah) записал  официальную версию рэп-экспромта с названием «Мужикам не жарко» и выпустил пародию под псевдонимом Big Shaq.

 

Текст Man’s Not Hot

[вступление]
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man’s not hot, never hot
Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat
Boom

[куплет 1]
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
Everyday man’s on the block
Smoke trees (ah)
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda)
He’s got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy)
He’s got the frisbee (shew)
I trap, trap, trap on the phone
Movin’ that cornflakes
Rice Krispies
Hold tight, my girl Whitney (my G)
On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ ten toes
Like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin’)
If she ain’t on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
You donut
Nose long like garden hose




[припев]
I tell her man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot
The girl told me, «Take off your jacket»
I said, «Babes, man’s not hot» (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, «Take off your jacket»
I said, «Babes, man’s not hot» (never hot)

[куплет 2]
Hop out the four-door with the .44
It was one, two, three and four (us, man)
Chillin’ in the corridor (yo)
Your dad is forty-four (uh)
And he’s still callin’ man for a draw (look at him)
Let him know
When I see him
I’m gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man’s Twix by force (take it)
Send man’s shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I’ve got the sauce (flexin’)
No ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy)
Raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah

[рефрен]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom
You don’ know

[припев]
I tell her man’s not hot (man’s not)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, «Take off your jacket»
I said, «Babes, man’s not hot» (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, «Take off your jacket»
I said, «Babes, man’s not hot»

[мост]
Man can never be hot (never hot)
Perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on)
You didn’t hear me, did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that)
Or spray (shhh)
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)

[рефрен]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom
You don’ know




[финал]
Big Shaq
Man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
40 degrees and man’s not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna
Man’s not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap